What to get when the inevitable happens?

"Azrek" (azrek) 04/08/2016 at 11:47 • Filed to: None

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I live in the terrible state of Maryland...worst drivers I’ve seen since Kenya. I have my happy E92 M3 and I am always on defensive/aggressive mode. I do what I can to dodge all the idiots that don’t know how to merge, are totally lost or just change lanes when they realize the exit they are passing is theirs.

What car do I get when some Marylander finally wipes me out? I was thinking something like the attached (but with the skull of the person who ruined the car I saved years for as the hood orniment)?

Pixel > Azrek 04/08/2016 at 11:59

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Something rusty & nasty with lots of dents is always the best choice. It lets everyone know that you don’t give a shit about them hitting you and causing another dent. You’d be surprised how many people will get out of the way of a gnarly old beater.

You can then take it to another level, and make it look like something where you *want* them to try hitting you. I daily-drove this Nova for a couple years. Traffic would part like the Red Sea when I was merging.

Opposite Locksmith > Azrek 04/08/2016 at 11:59

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911 Turbo

Azrek > Opposite Locksmith 04/08/2016 at 12:02

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Like the one in Death Race 2000?

Azrek > Pixel 04/08/2016 at 12:05

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Needs more spikey bits though....

Gone > Azrek 04/08/2016 at 12:09

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Chariotoflove > Azrek 04/08/2016 at 12:14

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Opposite Locksmith > Azrek 04/08/2016 at 12:47

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Nah just one with 600 hp. Just to be conservative

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Azrek 04/08/2016 at 13:18

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Buy a beater and never look back. A car that other fear is a car that doesn’t get damaged. Park anywhere, shrug off parking lot dings, scare assholes in shiny BMWs into backing off...